Friday, November 1, 2013

A Breach.. dear goodness no!!!

There has been a breach...

RED 1: HQ, the Pig has been attacked.

HQ: Repeat RED 1?
...
RED 1: HQ, the Pig has been attacked, I repeat the Pig has been attacked.

HQ: Rescue the Pig, RED 1, Rescue the Pig.

RED 1: There are snipers everywhere HQ.

HQ: Rescue the Pig, I repeat .. Rescue the Pig.

(yelling, meowing and thumping)

RED 1: HQ, the Pig has been recovered. The bell and tail are intact, there were minimal losses. I repeat the Pig has been recovered. We are coming home.

HQ: Well done RED 1, Over.